Normally, I would discourage anyone from wasting their time with the schlocky free-love fakery of the Upper Haight and its infamous intersection of Haight and Ashbury. It's where ill-informed families of tourists can over-pay for Ben & Jerry's, a non-local, East Coast mass producer of ice-cream targeted at those who still listen to Darkstar with the black-light on.*
Ten years ago you could have thrown a brick through the glass window of the original Gap store, which is a local company employing thousands of San Franciscans, but sadly they closed their historic store because gutter punks and hippies are assholes.
Hippies are assholes, I said it. The 1960s are over, get over it. I hate hippies. Sorry. Black bloc are jerks. I said it, come and get me punks. Anarchist screw heads, get off my lawn.
Of course, you won't find any hippies on Haight and Ashbury anymore but you will find tourists, junkies, burnt outs and Trustifarians.
The lunch menu almost always features a slider for around $5-7. Currently they are serving roasted pork belly with arugula and home made mustard aioli. Previous incarnations included beef tongue, beef cheek, fried oyster and duck confit.
Far be it for me to suggest future menu items, but I would run and not walk for an upscale interpretation of a certain east coast fast food establishment's famed mini-slider often lauded by the Beastie Boys. Let's call it the "chateau blanc". Mas oui!
|Beef hash with poach egg and hollandaise|
Considering the damage I had done to myself the previous night, this and a couple of gin fizzes was what the doctor ordered.
The Alembic usually has about 8-10 regional beers on draft and dozens by the bottle. "Beer cocktails" can be found for a limited time during Beer Week (February 10-19 2012) in San Francisco.
If you must go during the dinner menu, do yourself a favor and get an order of the roasted bone marrow. It almost makes the evening crowd tolerable.
* I'm not disparaging B&Js so much as to say there are far better and more local options** for ice cream in SF. I love "Americone Dream" as much as the next American (and So Can You).
** Bi-Rite Creamery, Mitchell's Ice Cream, and of course everyone's favorite take-out snack on a hot day, The It's-It.
[Editor's Note: My family loves Three Twins Ice Cream.]
The Alembic SF
1725 Haight St (between Cole St & Shrader St)