Kale can be prepared in a variety of ways! You can eat it raw in salads! You can steam it! It can be sautéed! Use it in soup! I command it!
|Be Gigantic and Strong Like The Kaptain, Kids! Do It!|
Do you think kale is too dainty? Too frail? Are Buffalo chicken wings frail? I made a lovely kale and carrot salad with bleu cheese dressing to accompany my Buffalo chicken wings! THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX, CITIZENS!
|Celery is Cool, but Kale is King!|
If you're already eating spinach, mix it up with some kale! Any fool knows that spinach is as nutritionally inferior to kale as all other green giants are to me! I beat Popeye the Sailor at arm wrestling all of the time!
|You Heard Him in Your Minds. Eat It.|