|Frozen Dee-Lite Cafe, West Farmington, Ohio|
Driving east on Ohio State Route 422 into Amish country, I turned to my friend Drew and mentioned, "you know, more than a few people in California, when you mention you are from Cleveland, assume this is what you mean."
We both roll up the window to keep out the various aromas of the country: road kill, manure.
|Blue Ohio skies, Geauga County, OH|
We're headed to A&A Shooting & Hunting in Garrettsville, Ohio for a nice relaxing afternoon of destroying empty cans and bowling pins and a very unfortunate piece of plywood (who never did anything to anyone).
The sun is hot, and we are all wearing black because, bad ass, that's why. Many things did get blowed up. We drank our waters, cleaned up our trash, and headed out back toward civilization...but not before the boys stopped for burgers at The Frozen Dee-Lite Cafe in West Farmington, Ohio.
|Completely helpless, innocent plywood board.|
|More wanton destruction.|
"What kind of shake did you get," Drew asked.
"Raspberry, and a small french-fry, extra crispy."
"They just throw a handfull of raspberries in with the shake, probably picked less than a mile from here."
The counter girl, who couldn't have been a day over 13, smiled as I dropped a dollar in the tip jar.
She was probably the grand-daughter (or even great-grand-daughter) of the owner.
|Milkshake (pictured) did indeed bring the boys to the yard (not pictured).|
The place had probably been owned by the same family since the foundation was poured sometime in the mid-1950s I'm guessing. Maybe even longer.
There were no obvious signs of a horse hitch and trough, but I wouldn't doubt there having been one at one point.
At that moment, a horse and buggy went by. I dipped my fries into my shake. It was less a milkshake and more a "fresh from the farm heavy cream" shake, smooth, milky with bits of pulverized fruit strewn throughout.
It was a cold treat on a sunny day at a roadside ice cream parlor that itself was frozen somewhere in the 1950s: no kitch, no irony, just honest, good, slow food.
Frozen Dee-lite Cafe
16508 Main Market Rd., West Farmington, OH, 44080