News Roundup

Our current favorite "slow news week" stories:

Are we there yet? Oh, wait ... maybe next year. Recipes for Burning Man. Chowbacca does not condone either the burning of or the eating of men. Just sayin'.

Does she also wash her fruit in the bidet? Dishwasher Haute Cuisine

Bon Appetit laughs at itself and the whole world laughs with it. The 15 Most Insane Vintage Recipes Published in Bon Appetit

Kaptain Kale approved! 14 Unbeatable Kale Recipes

 The title says it all. Don't try this at home. 19 Wildly Dangerous Home Remedies from 100 Years Ago

The zombie meme needs a shot to the brain. Gory Gourmet Food Truck Serves Fresh Brain Burgers

Have you tried the Hocus-Pocus Vineyards Petite Mensonge? Tricks and Hidden Costs to Get Rid of Wine

Again, not news. We just like it. Breaking Bad Mentos Commercial

Some of these have appeared on our Facebook page. What? You're not our friend on Facebook yet? :(