Thursday, September 6, 2012

Recipoos: Rainbow Fruit Wraps

What does it mean?

From gimmesomeoven comes the one you've all been waiting for: the marriage of fruit and a cold, store-bought tortilla. That's right, those flavorless pot holders that midwesterners use to contain their minimum daily allowance of package-seasoned ground beef, pre-shredded cheddar cheese and processed refried bean goo can now be filled with fruit chunks and cream cheese. It's the kind of thing that you might find someone on heavy medication selling in the parking lot of a Phish show. And who knows, after spending a few days being one with a ten strip I too might agree that these wraps are "beautiful and delicious". I'm not. I don't. They can't possibly be. Are you cool with that?


Hm. Someone gave this five stars. I wonder who?

Calling Rainbow Fruit Wraps a recipe is a bit of a stretch. Oh hey, that reminds me that I have an amazing recipe for a baloney sandwich to share with you.


Next week look out for my awesome can of Pringles recipe. For now, enjoy your baloney sandwich, save room for a Rainbow Fruit Wrap and be sure to brush those teeth after you vomit!