Fast Food Pornography
|"Everybody needs a little."|
In the next room over some ladies are admiring Blake's Lotaburger. It's more than a "lota", the ladies discover. It's more than a Burgerstreet he's unleashed from his tight jeans. It's a Burgerville. It's a Fatburger. "Whataburger," the ladies cry, "Great Steak, Blake!" He's a Big Boy alright; a Burger King. The ladies are ready for some In-N-Out Burger. Blake is ready too.
Meanwhile, Spangles Schlotzky's being a real Hogi Yogi for Lenny's Sub after making the Subway for his Pal's grinder. Lenny's is even bigger than Larry's Giant or Jersey Mike's. Spangles likes it when the guys hide Long John Silver's treasure in her pleasure Submarina. Yessir, she's a real Port of Subs.
It's Hot n Now time, ladies and gentlemen, and IHOP, YOUHOP, we all hop at the Huddle House. It's no White Castle, but it's a Happi House. Lose The Hat and stay a while, won't you?