Feeling down, bed bug? Just wish that your week would get over already? Want to lift those draggin'-ass Humpday morning spirits more than just coffee will allow? Put some heavy whipping cream in your morning cup*. Party in your mouth? Oh, yeah.
Not enough? Then buy a bottle of Sriracha** to keep at work. It goes on everything. Fries. Burgers. Chicken sammies. Ev-er-y thing and it's never boring. Party in your mouth, slugger? Oh, yeah.
Happy Wednesday.
*Drink Responsibly.
** Ditto.
