Tuesday, November 27, 2012

As Seen On TV

Every word fills me with doubt
The only thing worse than receiving this thing as a gift would be if it didn't get my knives sharp enough to efficiently kill and dispose of the person who had gifted it to me. Seriously though, I wouldn't put my knives in the same room with this credit card sharpener and for the same $9.95 I'd slap the giver with a real knife sharpener.