Show Us Your Apron!
I received this as a gift from ol' Doc Gus somewhere around the dawn of history and it has served me well ever since. I mean, who wants to get grease spatter on their leopard print velour pants? Not this guy. Plus, it has pockets. Yay, pockets!
What's your favorite apron? I'm betting that anyone who reads this crap has a fun apron or two around. Send a pic to email@example.com. We might feature it on our Facebook page and if we ever get around to making a Chowbacca! apron you'll be in the drawing.*
*The first ten people to send us "Kiss the Cook" will be slapped with their choice of fish.