Pitchers and catchers report in a week, or you can always entertain your sports cravings with the NHL.
Some of us may have imbibed a bit too much last night. So for you fellow travelers, I give you this "photo of the day", easy bacon - the best hangover cure besides getting "re-drunk":
Set your oven to 400ºF.
Lay bacon on a cookie sheet as pictured above. Mine is atop a silicone pat. You can also use parchment paper or tin foil.
Cook for 15-20 minutes depending on how crispy you like. Let your nose do the work.
Depending on the level on hangover-ness you acquired watching the big-cluster-fsck-blackout-crazybowl you should set your oven to automatically shut off after 15 minutes, that's a good idea.
Congratulations to the Baltimore Ravens, the only NFL team to make a literary reference. That is the ONLY redeeming quality of those jerks.*
* Author may be biased due to growing up in Cleveland, Ohio.