An Urgent PSA From ... AVENGING ARTICHOKE???

CITIZENS, HEED ME! ARTICHOKES ARE AN IMPORTANT SOURCE OF VITAMIN C, FOLATE, PHOSPHORUS AND MAGNESIUM! ANTI-OXIDANTS? ARTICHOKES HAVE THEM! ARTICHOKES ALSO DELIVER 25% OF YOUR DAILY FIBER REQUIREMENT! YOU REQUIRE IT! EAT AN ARTICHOKE!

ARTICHOKES CAN BE STEAMED, ROASTED, MADE INTO A DIP ... IF THE POSSIBILITIES DID NOT END THEY WOULD BE ENDLESS!

CITIZENS! LAY DOWN YOUR LAYS! EAT ARTICHOKES OR BE ANNIHILATED!

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What's this? An angry artichoke advocating anti-oxidant absorption? And isn't there something strangely familiar about this leafy loyalist? Tune in again next time. Same Chowbacca! Time! Same Chowbacca! Channel!