When there are sharks to be jumped, Chowbacca! is there to jump them with gusto! Feeling like we didn't quite go far enough with the Flamefurter I created this demon dog in memory of Dr. Clayton Susan Deborah Forrester. This sinister sausage inflicts more pain than any Hercules movie. Not only is it a real scorcher, but the mere thought of this wicked wiener brings blunt intellectual trauma. It's EVIL! EVIL! BEHOLD!
Forresterfurter: The Deep Hurting Dog
1 All Beef Hot Dog, spiral cut and marinated in Huy Fong Chili Garlic Sauce and Cayenne pepper
1 White Bun grilled in Sriracha butter and slathered with both Lev's hot mustard and hot Chinese mustard
Habanero and lime salsa
Sure, it's just a slightly different version of the Flamefurter, but that's how the mads would have wanted it. Your turn, Joel. Or is it Mike?
Next: Our TV's Frankfurter! It'll push all of your buttons!
Coming Soon: A box of Hamdingers!