|Oh yes he did!|
Last night after a minute or six on Twitter I said that if I read one more portmanteau I was going to do something awful.
Today, in response to the tweeting frenzy over a self-consciously awful TV movie, I created a self-consciously awful cocktail. I give you:
In a pint glass:
2 ounces sweet vermouth
1 ounce red wine
1 ounce port wine, (see what I did there?)
2 or more rubber sharks
Fill to top with chilled fizzy water, stir.
How does it taste? Awful!
Coming Soon: MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS CEVICHE!!!! Not.