Sharknado: We're Gonna Need Bigger Blog!

Oh yes he did!

Last night after a minute or six on Twitter I said that if I read one more portmanteau I was going to do something awful. 

Today, in response to the tweeting frenzy over a self-consciously awful TV movie, I created a self-consciously awful cocktail. I give you:

SHARKNADO!

In a pint glass:

2 ounces sweet vermouth

1 ounce red wine

1 ounce port wine, (see what I did there?)

2 or more rubber sharks

Fill to top with chilled fizzy water, stir.

How does it taste? Awful!

Coming Soon: MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS CEVICHE!!!! Not.