|Can You Do Better? Pics, Or It Didn't Happen!|
Do you have some dumbass friends coming into town and crashing on your fucking floor? If you have a griddle, pancake shit and a squeeze bottle you can BLOW THEIR FUCKING MINDS!!!
Do it, asswipe! Because, SLAYER!
|Fill In The Gaps, Heat, and Serve Your Dark Lord ... Er, Dumbasses.|
|Just Add Syrup ... Or, Blood!*|