I'm Ready For My Close-Up, Mr. Frito-Lay!

Okay, so after all of my Olestra snark I submitted a flavor. Chocolate and Cheese deserves a win, but since I didn't give them access to my Facebarf account (friends, I have spared you) I'm unable to find the link to the flavor. Well, not easily and the joke's just not worth a bunch of unnecessary scrolling. Do us a flavor didn't do me any favors. Back to the snark.

However, if it wins a million, (yeah, right), there's a buck in it for all of our readers (not a guarantee).