Live the Sizzler Dream Why Don't You?

FLY, SPARKY! FLY!

If you follow Chowbacca! on Facebook, (or any of the other zillion places it's been posted), you've probably already seen this 1991 Sizzler monstrosity. If so, why not revisit this bit of "never was" or, if you missed it, here it is. Either way, it's ads like this that made the '90s, and America, great even more ridiculous.

Someone likes a salad bar.

THE DREAM!!!

It sure wasn't a "Jack-in-the-Crack" ad.

Now, without further ad-doo ... SIZZLER!!!

Oh, and here's one featuring "Susan" from Seinfeld before George had her whacked!